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I bought myself a pillow stuffed with buckwheat and millet hulls. When I lay my head on it, it is as hard as a rock - but it is a strangely comfortable rock. My neck has never felt better. My sleep is far from perfect still, but it is much improved. All thanks to a sack full of agricultural debris that I paid an ass-load of money for.

I’ve slept on pillows stuffed with feathers, down, polyester fiberfill, and high-tech memory foam. They all suck. This pillow stuffed with farm waste, popular in the middle ages, is by far the best pillow I have ever slept on.

Progress ain’t progress if shit gets worse.

Now I want a whole bed stuffed with buckwheat hulls. Fuck this innerspring mattress shit. Whose bright idea was it to sleep on METAL SPRINGS? Real genius material there.

Buckwheat hulls are expensive and heavy. Once upon a time, I bet they were free, like water and air used to be.

The good old days…